• Witterings

    Dropped Stitches

    Dropped stitches is a common problem amongst fumbling knitters. Have you ever wondered where those dropped stitches go?

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    Forgetting Gravity

    Forgetting about gravity is a very easy thing to do. Not a very sensible or healthy idea though. Stepping off the top of a building just because you forgot gravity was there will not stop you from falling. But if…

  • Skits

    The ABBA Skit

    This play written as part of the entertainment for an evening of a Scout Leaders training weekend. The the theme was Sweden and the obvious choice was sing something by ABBA. The wife didn’t like this idea, and neither would…

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    Slow Boat

    The two friends climbed aboard the small wooden boat that waited for them at the waters edge. As the two men seated the figure at the front of the boat pushed away from the bank with the large pole he…

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    Lost in New York

    This story/sketch wasn't what I was expecting when I wrote the title. But that is one of those things when you try and write something that way around. Two friends try and find their way home....

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    But I Want A Green One

    'Can't I have one of those?', asked Arnold as he struggled with his straight jacket. The nurse looked at him sternly and muttered something under her breath as she took a purple pill out of the container. Arnold held his…

  • Songs

    One More Stick

    Lif is good, life is grand, Life is enjoyable for us all. We can all love life and everything, and sing our favourite song. (Or at least read, sing-a-long if you wish, this one.)

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    The Speed of Darkness

    It has been known for a long time how fast light travels. But what about the speed of darkness? Darkness moves in a different way to light, thus travels at a different speed. But is it faster or slower than…

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    Do Cabbages Exist?

    Aggie and Bettie are two old friends that have some odd converstaions. Out for a walk they start talking about cabbages and if they are really here. And if not, what they will have for lunch.

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    Cough Mixture

    Aggie and Bettie are two old friends that have some rather odd conversations. This one regarding Bettie's home made cough mixture and some of the effects.

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    2B or Not 2B?

    This was one of those silly thoughts that came one day when hearing the Hamlet quote.The lines said by the characters should have the same flow as the original.There was going to be more to this, but so far I…