Author: Aumhur
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Gruesome Gorillas
Gruesome Gorillas thrive on hard work and are often employed as bodyguards or debt collectors, excelling in both roles. Despite their small brains, which limit them to simple tasks, their determination makes them difficult to dissuade once given a job. And they wont ask questions about the job at hand. IdentificationStanding at an impressive two…
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Flying Gerbils
The Flying Gerbils are quite remarkable. Their aerobatic abilities, make them stand out. They spend most of their daytime sleeping and then come alive with acrobatics during late evenings and early mornings. They can be trained to perform synchronized aerobatics. A team of flying gerbils can put on quite a show. The Flying Gerbil can…
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Fluffy Armadillos
The Fluffy Armadillo is a fascinating and whimsical creature! Its fluffy, bright pink shell certainly sets it apart from its more common counterpart. Despite their adorable appearance, Fluffy Armadillos aren’t as cuddly as they seem. They’re always present when things go awry, almost like cosmic observers of Murphy’s Law. If something is expected to go…
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Energy Caterpillars
E=mc² is one of the most iconic formulas in physics, courtesy of Albert Einstein’s special theory of relativity. But what do the letters really stand for? Contrary to popular belief:E: Correct! It represents energy.m: Not mass, but rather… mushrooms.c: Nope, not the speed of light—caterpillars! Energy doesn’t magically appear; it needs a source. Enter the diligent…
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Crop Circle Locusts
These peculiar creatures have baffled both scientists and conspiracy theorists alike. The Crop Circle Locusts are highly intelligent beings, albeit with a penchant for mischief. They travel from field to field, devouring mathematical circle patterns in crops. But why? Simply put, it amuses them! These intricate crop circles, seen in various locations worldwide, are their…
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The Baby Turtles
Have you ever been typing, especially late at night, and found certain letters that you typed appeared in the wrong order, or did not appear? This is caused by the baby turtles. These tiny, invisible creatures are experts at causing mischief in our devices. They hide in computer keyboards, fuse boxes, and light switches, wreaking…
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An Update
It has been quite some time since I have written anything new on my website. And as of yet (unless you count this) there is still nothing new. The first change has been the design and how the content is categorised. I found a WordPress theme that was near what I wanted, but is editable…
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A Flat World
This was originally written over 20 years ago. I have updated it, to expand on some of the ideas. Add a few new ideas and take out the references to the millennium bug. The Bug is what told me I wrote it 20 years ago. Have you ever wondered how we would cope if the…
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An Idea (or how to get one)
Sometimes we all need help getting the brain working. I was trying to write some stories but was a bit stuck. So I used the following method to help me come up with some ideas. This gave me eighteen words and from these eighteen words I came up with eighteen titles. Some of the stories…
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Camp’s been good to me so far
The idea for this one came to me in the car one morning. ‘Life’s been good to me so far’ played on the radio.So obviously sung to the tune of ‘Life’s been good to me so far’. I have a big tent, I forget the priceAin’t never been home, they tell me it’s niceI live…
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