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Invisible Turtles

May 6, 2010 No Comments

Invisible Turtles (Turtylus Non-seeus) Identification None. They are invisible. Habits Walking across ceilings and upsetting the normal balance of things! Voice None. They communicate with each other by telepathy. Habitat Any ceiling. Food Non-stick coatings, blue-tack, socks and the water from the fish tank. Breeding Probably a complicated issue that has never been witnessed. This ...

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