Invisible Turtles (Turtylus Non-seeus) Identification None. They are invisible. Habits Walking across ceilings and upsetting the normal balance of things! Voice None. They communicate with each other by telepathy. Habitat Any ceiling. Food Non-stick coatings, blue-tack, socks and the water from the fish tank. Breeding Probably a complicated issue that has never been witnessed. This ...
Curious CreaturesA song for a fire on a cold night ? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do...
Sung by a Beaver… Can I play with matches? Give me the sense to wonder To wonder if I’m...
I’m the camp fire starter, flaming instigator. I’m the fire addicted and backwood proficient. I’m a firestarter, district firestarter,...
Deep down in Slip End close to the sports ground An accident prone leader can often be found Here...
The insects are not being nice to me this year. Last week one bite made my hand swell up...
Kevin & Kell
Terry Pratchett