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Talking Chickens

May 6, 2010 No Comments

Talking Chickens (Chickenus Chattyboxus) Identification White feathers, yellow bird like feet and approximately 11/2 metres tall. Habits Pecking the ground unconvincingly and eating pizza. Voice The talking chicken had a full vocal range and has no problem communicating with humans and other fully vocal species. The chickens tend to be very literate and most of ...

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