Aggie Ooooo Look! That tree’s gone and fallen over. Bettie Oh dear! Are you sure it fell over? Aggie Of course it did, it wouldn’t just appear there. Bettie Hmmmm, how do you know? You know what the say. Aggie What? That trees don’t fall over they just appear there. That’s silly, I seen a ...
Aggie & BettieAggie I have been thinking again. Bettie Oh, you didn’t get a migraine did you? Aggie Oh no. I try not to think too hard, I don’t like those migraines. Bettie Well I have made a cure for that. Aggie Yes, but it always gives me the hiccups. Bettie Well I have a cure for ...
Aggie & BettieAggie and Bettie are two dear old ladies that live in a little cottage in a little village in a land not so far away. They have been friends since child hood and are now in their twilight years. They may be a little odd and keep funny hours but most of the locals like ...
Aggie & BettieAggie I’m really looking forward to lunch after that walk. What have we got to day? Bettie We have cabbage sandwiches. Aggie My favourite, I can’t wait. Start preparing them then. Bettie All right, all right. I don’t know how you can enjoy something that may not even exist. Aggie Eh? Bettie Well, I’ve been ...
Aggie & BettieThis was written in 1999 while every one was talking about the ” millenium bug“. Aggie What are you buying that insect spray for? Bettie I’m buying it for my nephew I think he may need it. Aggie Ooooo, have those nasty little beetles infected his flat again? Bettie Oh no, they have all gone ...
Aggie & BettieA song for a fire on a cold night ? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do...
Sung by a Beaver… Can I play with matches? Give me the sense to wonder To wonder if I’m...
I’m the camp fire starter, flaming instigator. I’m the fire addicted and backwood proficient. I’m a firestarter, district firestarter,...
Deep down in Slip End close to the sports ground An accident prone leader can often be found Here...
The insects are not being nice to me this year. Last week one bite made my hand swell up...
Kevin & Kell
Terry Pratchett