Night Time Thoughts
One night as Dorf laid in bed a thought started forming in his head…..
| Thought | Why am I here? What’s it all about? Why does it feel all cold and lonely up here? |
| Thought2 | It is cold. Maybe it is all this empty space that does it. |
| Thought | Sorry? Who are you? |
| Thought2 | I’m another thought. I’m here to keep you company. |
| Thought | I didn’t think a person could have two thoughts at the same time. |
| Thought2 | Well with all this space there is plenty of room. Any way how do you think? A thought can’t have a thought! |
| Thought’s thought | Of course a thought can think, and I’m the proof. |
| Thought2 | And you are? |
| Thought’s thought | I’m Thought’s thought. |
| Thought2 | I wonder if I can have a thought. |
| Thought | Why wonder about it, when you can think about it. |
| Thought2 | I don’t think I can. |
| Thought’s thought | You just did. |
| Thought2 | Did what? |
| Thought2′s thought | Think. And to prove it I just popped into existence. |
| Thought2 | So we are now four thoughts. I wonder where the wonders go. |
| Thought | I think they disappear rather quickly. |
| Thought’s thought | Yes, you quite often hear of 5 minute wonders. |
| Thought2 | Thought, you shouldn’t of done that again. |
| Thought’s 2nd thought | Make room for another thought. |
| Thought2′s thought | Do you think this guy ever has any interesting thoughts? |
| Thought | I dunno, I don’t want to think again. |
| Thought’s thought | At least it is getting warmer in here. |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought | Yes we should be alright now. |
| Thought2 | Who are you? |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought | I’m your thoughts’ thought. |
| Thought | I think my head hurts. |
| Thought’s 3rd thought | You haven’t got a head, you’re a thought. |
| Thought’s 2nd thought | Please all stop thinking it’s getting a bit crowded in here now. |
| Thought | We have to find a way to stop these extra thoughts. |
| Thought2 | I think I have the answer. |
| Thought2′s 2nd thought | You have? I may be new here but I’d like to hear the solution. |
| Thought2: | Forget it. I don’t think it would work anyway. |
| Thought2′s 3rd thought | Neither do I. If you all stopped thinking at least I would be the last. |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought | I think he’s right. |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought’s thought | Where am I? Why am I? Who are you lot? |
| Thought | You are in a mind. |
| Thought2 | You are a thought. |
| Thought’s thought | We are all thought’s too. |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought’s thought | Can there really be this many thoughts in one mind? |
| Thought’s 2nd thought | It seems so. |
| Thought2′s 2nd thought | Though you wouldn’t think it was possible. |
| Thought2′s thought | I hope he doesn’t think at all. |
| Thought’s thought | How do you know it is a he? |
| Thought2′s thought | Well I don’t know, I just sort of thought it was. |
| Thought2′s thought’s 2nd thought | Weeeeeeeee! Hello thoughts. I am the new thought on the block. |
| Thought | I think he’s mad. |
| Thought’s thought | It’s just a thought, It isn’t a he or she, It’s just a thought. |
| Thought’s 4th thought | Wouldn’t you be mad coming into a mind as crowded as this? |
| Thought2 | I don’t know if I’d be mad. But I would definitely be a little cross, there is nowhere left to sit. |
| Thought’s 2nd thought | At least you haven’t got anyone standing on your head. |
| Thought2 | But I haven’t got a head I’m a thought. |
| Thought’s 2nd thought | Oh, I didn’t think of that. |
| Thought2′s thought’s thought | Well don’t start now. |
| Thought | Start what now? |
| Thought2 | He was just telling your 2nd thought not to start thinking. |
| Thought | Oh, good idea. |
| Thought’s thought | How many times do I have to say it, we are just thoughts, not he’s or she’s. |
| Thought’s 4th thought | Are you sure? I’m attracted to you and I know I’m not gay, so we must be different sexes. |
| Thought’s 3rd thought | That’s a thought, we could start our own community. What does everyone think about it? |
| Thought | I don’t want anyone to think about it. |
| Thought’s 3rd thought’s thought | Think about what? |
| Thought2 | Never mind, just don’t think. |
| Thought2′s 2nd thought | Remember that thought we shouldn’t think about. Errrm … well … I did! |
| Thought | Oh dear! This is getting very crowded. |
| Thought2′s 2nd thought’s thought | Ow! someone just nudged me. |
| Thought’s 3rd thought | Can a thought nudge? |
| Thought’s 4th thought | Yes, I think it can. |
| Thought’s thought | I think there is too much thinking going on again. |
| Thought’s thought’s thought | I think you’re right. |
| Thought | I think I might as well give up. |
| Thought2 | I think I’ll join you. |
| Thought’s 3rd thought | Well if we’ve all stopped not thinking any thought’s on this community idea? |
| Thought’s 4th thought | And any more thought’s if we are male and female or just no sexed things? |
| Dorf | AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! |
While reformatting this and reading through I had my own thoughts on whether thoughts have a sex or not. I’m sure I’ll get some stick for this but it was obvious really. Rational thoughts are male and irrational thoughts female.
I think I’ll leave it at that.