Injuns

Cowboy1 There are a lot of injuns down on that reservation.
Cowboy2 Yup, partner.
Cowboy1 I wonder what type of injuns they are.
Cowboy2 Well partner. There is a lot of different injuns down there. You point one out and I’ll tell you what kind they are.
Cowboy1 Okay partner. How about that one putting up the wigwam?
Cowboy2 That’s an Apache.
Cowboy1 And that one, the one weaving that hair?
Cowboy2 That ones a Sioux.
Cowboy1 And what about that one running through the camp with a pail of water, going ‘Nee Nah, Nee Nah!’?
Cowboy2 Ah! That’s just a Fire Injun!!!

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