For some strange reason I thought this was the title of a song. So to stick with the strange reason here is the resulting song. Sing the song to your favourite tune, or just make one up either way it will probably sound as bad.

Life is good, life is grand,
Life is enjoyable for us all.
We can all love life and everything,
and sing our favourite song.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

My job is fine, my girlfriend too,
And the wife is not bad.
The bank balance keeps going up,
This is the best life I’ve had.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

With things so fine,
And a night down the pub,
We cannot complain.
So once again we smile and shout,
And sing another refrain.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

The pub has gone, the wife is mad,
She has torn up my favourite shirt.
She’s found the photo of my girl,
And kicked me where it hurt.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

The boss has rung and gave me the sack,
I am now living on the street.
I have nowhere left to go,
and dog has pissed on me feet.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

The girlfriend has another bloke,
The wife has emptied the account.
They banned me from my local,
After I tried throwing the landlord out.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

Rhubarb now is my only friend.
So give me lots and lots.
I’ll eat it until the end of time.
Just keep filling my pots.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Just stick on one more stick.
Just one more stick of rhubarb,
Please stick on another stick.

Well if you stayed this far you deserve a medal or  something – it was just silly to fill the page 🙂

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