Latent Buzzard

Latent Buzzard (Buteo Anticipo)

Identification

The Latent Buzzard is neither a buzzard nor not a buzzard, but is just about to be. It nearly has a large wing span, short neck and dark grey feathers.

Habits

Waiting for something important to happen. Flying off somewhere else once it has started.

Voice

If it could be bothered it would give a mewing call.

Habitat

The Latent Buzzard lives in trees or crags where a nest will be built in the future.

Food

Mammals that will become small, earthworms and anything that has past its importance.

Breeding

The Latent Buzzard isn’t obvious or explicit with its breeding pattern.

Movements and Migrations

The Latent Buzzards generally live in one area. They could move to a new area but are waiting for that moment.

Notes

The Latent Buzzard spends most of its life waiting in anticipation for something to happen. Once this period of latency is over the buzzard will fly off to a new location and event or die. Many buzzards spend their whole lives, of many years, waiting for one event. The anticipated events can often be a bit of a let down so many of the older Latent Buzzards who have seen a few events can be bitter and twisted creatures.  If you find a Latent Buzzard is following you around you can be assured that something is going to happen to you.

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